#melanesian

For my multicultural people, did your parents (or whoever named you) do the whole diverse first, middle, and last name thing embodying your lineage.

The other month my Father called me a witch. And I told him to leave. And he couldn't leave in his car because our totem, the carpet snake, a big one too, was waiting for him and it was near his car. So he couldn't kill it and had to wait there for a couple of hours. And I'll never forget that. Lol.