Public School Quotes

Teacher: *staring out into freshman class* "Yeah, I think I'm gonna ask to not teach freshmen next year..."

"I had a dream that I was in Nazi-occupied Germany but it was Lego animation."

Someone in my history class came in from lunch with a Ziploc bag of Capri Sun.

"You can never stand backwards on a staircase."

"No coochie until it's exclusive."

"Did you know that all dollar bills have trace amounts of cocaine on them?"

"The fact that you're Tumblr famous kinda detracts from you as a person."

"The way I grade is I label each one of my stairs at home A, B, C, D, F, and then I throw your quizzes into the air, and whichever stair they land on is your grade."

"Breast Cancer Awareness Month is my favorite. Gotta support them titties."