bad person boner

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

During one of my macroeconomics exams a couple years ago, one of the questions was written in pounds (GBP) and I heard someone sitting a row or two behind me say “good boy points” and I’ve been trying to find them on campus and become friends with them ever since

(ﾉд`)

we all have that friend that reminds us of a wretched and despotic boy-king

men will play dean winchester for 15 years instead of going to therapy

you wear a collar

I may choose to kneel recreationally.

99% of frigid wives stop withholding right before their brotherfatherhusband apologizes for his wrongdoing and promises to restart the relationship on equal terms. STAY FROZEN

99% of evil husbands acknowledge wrongdoing right when their wife is about to forgive them and grow warm again and filled with love like how she used to be before the coffin. KEEP GASLIGHTING