get booped

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

Feeling like you're too much is honestly one of the worst feelings to possibly exist. It just feels like you need to stop being yourself and existing all together. It's like you crawl out of your own skin and laugh in disgust at what remains, it's pathetic. And so saddening.

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

wait they're actually calling it the Nintendo Sputch??

I thought you were all shitposting

they haven't announced anything. stop blindly trusting leaks like this

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes