naturesop

aghhhhhhh. okay I will persist

i come here from my home country of teusday, which is very very far indeed, and my old bones are tired. could i stay at your wednesday for the next 24 hours if you would be so kind?

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

when life gives you lemons you squeeze them into your open wounds

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

Does anyone remember a summer that wasn't Evil

food recall for all food in america just dropped