naturesop

aghhhhhhh. okay I will persist

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

there was a guy who started engraving random fake history facts on marble plaques and hung them around a small italian town just to prove that people would believe most things if they look official enough and some of them are about some pope visiting or monet painting a church or whatever. but my favourite just says ‘pasolini watched the godfather in this cinema in 1973 and didn’t pay the ticket’ like okayyy hater

youd look cuter with bitemarks

this ones a classic even tho i really really really wish it was not

beautiful women make me feel like. idk., a startled horse

hi ladies. sorry for giving a sprightly little kick in the air as i ran away earlier when you tried to approach me. I was just overwhelmed

oh what just because im ugly and unskilled and untalented and incapable and emotionally closed off and weird and uncomfortable you don’t want to be my friend . Wowww

she took a bite of my red malicious

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife