My Personal Blog x

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

*Violently presses button for ability that's on cooldown*

reminder the friend zone isnt real its 2016 if u still think the friend zone is real what are u doing

the only Friend Zone is Lucio’s healing aura.

By smoking out of a bong you are utilizing all four elements in harmony: earth, air, fire, and water.

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

I tried to scroll past I really did

And they say romance is dead

who the fuck manages to eat three set separate meals at three set times of the day. who the fuck does that. i eat however much i’m hungry for whenever i’m hungry, which could be anywhere in the range of once a day, six times a day or constantly snacking, depending on the weather, how much i’ve slept, the phase of my menstrual cycle, how annoyed i am, how well i’m dressed, how much work i have to do, how much food i see that day, how gay i’m feeling,