Make Tea Not War

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i bet at some point Oedipus swore and his friends were like “oedipus do you kiss your mother with that mouth??” and he just

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there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too. America is weird man.

#i love it when america’s like lol canada amiright??#and the rest of the worlds like nah bro its literally only you that does it different

i laughed harder than i should have

Did you guys know that this scene in Lady and the Tramp was actual inspired by an actual moment in Walt Disney’s life? Walt had felt bad about working so much and leaving his wife, Lillian, alone at home. So for a Christmas gift he went to a kennel and picked out a Chow for her. Lillian had disliked dogs, but said if she had to pick one out, it would be a Chow, because she had read somewhere that they had little odor. Walt kept the dog at his brother’s (Roy Disney) house, and Christmas morning he put the dog in a hatbox with a bow on top. Lillian was actually dissatisfied, thinking Walt bought her a new hat without her approval, but was smitten when she saw the dog. Lillian would never let the dog out of her sight, it would even sleep in the room with her. Walt and Lillian would go out for ice cream with the dog, and Walt would even buy it its own ice cream cone. One night Walt was looking all over the neighborhood during a storm when they couldn’t find the dog, and Lillian was devastated-just to find out the next morning the dog had been at Roy’s house the entire time!

what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

you can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna

What does glue have to do with this

i knew you’d get stuck there

IM KILLING MYSELF

I’ve posted it once and I’ll post it again. 

It should be a rule of Halloween that you must honor this man in some way or another.

I think I laughed too hard, everyone in my class is staring at me omg

it’s the Red Hoodie Of Family. If they give it to you, you’re automatically considered a Winchester.

it’s not just the hoodie here„ look at the colour choice of t shirts, Charlie has green, Kevin has blue/grey and then there is Castiel, who just has both as it saves the division

the last one used to be my desktop wallpaper