#thedress

does caretaker have an SO? and if they do, where does said SO live so i can kill them?

DAAAAVE? DAVE GET IN HERE. YEAH. YEAH COME 'ERE. YEah whumpee does a spot on Al Pacino. Whumpee do it. Look, dave look.

I was looking through your records and it says here that you were a sugar daddy. WHUMPEE YOU DOGGGGGGGGGG

nonono i know you're gagged but can you at least TRY to tell me what blizzard you want

*texting whumpee* dude can i borrow your microwave "excuse me what" i need it for a torture thing i saw on insta "i mean okay but- WAIT WHAT NO"

WHUMPEE COME SETTLE THIS. The dress is blue and black, right? "no it's white and gold." It seems like you just WANT me to torture you. "IMEANBLUe and black!!! It's blue and black! Yup, that is a blue and black dress if ive ever seen one" thats what i thought.

fuck that was supposed to kill you

fuck that wasn't supposed to kill you

are you SERIOUS?? now i have to rebuild my lairrrrr

holy shit i actually punched them

YOU RIPPED MY OUTFIT!! DO YOU KNOW HOW EXPENSIVE THIS WAS??? IT WASN'T I GOT IT FROM TARGET BUT STILL IT WAS COMFY!!

Everyone has someone they look up to. Mine just happens to be Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

I've been thinking about getting some sort of slogan or jingle... maybe something like WHUMPER IS GOOD WITH A WHIP! WHUMPER HAS CURVY HIPS! WHUMPER IS COOL! WHUMPER IS HOT! WHUMPER CAN HURT YOU A WHOLE AWFUL LOT! .... you dont have to make that face.. I'm a whumper not a songwriter.

this is my pet frog, sock. he has a top hat :D i come to see him whenever I'm sad. that or i come down here and beat the shit out of you. :)

You do realize that hurting you doesn't make up my whole life? I happen to have hobbies. Sometimes I go out with my walking group. We like to go to Bingo Night. Also I bake. So, uhhh...TAKE THAT.

"yeah. I know right? and- yeah. Exactly! And they're just so annoying! Like i tell them they can come out of the basement if they're good and they don't listen! Yeah. Oh okay. Okay. See you at bingo. Buh-bye now." *beep* That was Doris. We met at Auntie Anne's one time and we've been besties ever since! I made us friendship bracelets. :)

jeez sorry i didnt know you liked the goldfish THAT MUCH.

why does the world hate meeeeeeeeee

I'm a psycopath making a difference!

SHUT UP DAVE I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON WHUMPEE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN IT

I might or might have not killed an entire elevator of people.

What do you mean it’s black and blue? It’s gold and white, but with bad lightning.

Taylor Swift's tweet—which described how while she saw it as blue and black, the whole thing left her "confused and scared"—was retweeted 111,134 times and liked 154,188 times.[10] Jaden Smith, Frankie Muniz, Demi Lovato, Mindy Kaling, and Justin Bieber agreed that the dress was blue and black, while Anna Kendrick, B. J. Novak, Katy Perry, Julianne Moore, and Sarah Hyland saw it as white and gold.[17] Kim Kardashian tweeted that she saw it as white and gold, while her husband Kanye West saw it as blue and black. Lucy Hale, Phoebe Tonkin, and Katie Nolan saw different colour schemes at different times. Lady Gaga described the dress as "periwinkle and sand," while David Duchovny called it teal. 

DISCUSSION TOPIC for today - respond with a comment /repost with a comment

This viral “dress” may  seem like esoteric information, but this is a familiar example of just how confusing the apprehension of colour can be. What colours do you see the dress to be? Have you ever wondered if you how perceived the world was the same as others? I remember ruminating on this as a small child. How much is the way we see our individual physiology, or our cultural context, or, the context of the thing we are seeing? The light passing over it, reflection, what colour the thing is next to etc. What about the imaging technology this dress passed through... (I think it was photographed with a flash)...?