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This is the look of a squid who does not know why this farm boy’s hand is on him.

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

049: You just STABBED SOMEONE!

035: It was for self-defense!

049: HE WAS JUST HANDING YOU A TISSUE!!

035: It could’ve concealed a weapon! Maybe even chloroform!!

105: If I drink milk to strengthen my bones and I die, am I still strong?

073: Probably

Drakefluid based flags! (6/6)

| Gay Man | Diamoric |

is this……

is this how you dungeons 

Cross-aligned flags respectively:

Lunarian/Woman-aligned Male: a man who shares experiences with womanhood and feels it is an important part of their personhood.

Solarian/Man-aligned Female: a woman who shares experiences with manhood and feels it is an important part of their personhood.

Demigirl/demigal/demiwoman/demifemale (com)boy/man: identifying partially as a woman/female and completely as a guy/male.

Demiboy/demiguy/demiman/demimale (com)girl/woman: identifying partially as a man/male and entirely as a gal/female. 

Storkules seeks Donald out in the wake of the moonvasion. 

Almost the entirety of the city has turned out for a rousing bacchanalia, celebrating their victory and reunion with those they thought lost. It is well into late evening and the bay is still in the process of defrosting, but light and laughter spills out of taverns and homes alike, and the sound gladdens Storkules’ heart even as he wars with worry. 

The grounds of the mansion are perhaps even more alive than the town, and remind him of the McDuck Christmas parties he used to receive yearly invitations to, until the tragedy of a decade ago. There are mechanical lanterns drifting every which way, which he attributes to Dr. Gearloose due to how they go out of their way to bump into partygoers’ heads. Tables and grills have been set up and smoke and conversation drift into the air, up to the stars that are just where they should be. 

Storkules spots people he knows, and many he does not; Fenton (who he has been instructed to pretend he doesn’t know is Gizmoduck), the formidable Officer Cabrera, and Dr. Gearloose among the former.