~a Mushroom-Headed Fool~

hello, average tumblr user. your challenge is to name a canonically lesbian female character in the tags of this post. if you name a male character for any reason, you will be shot in the head. good luck.

everyday im scuttlin

i had a dream that there was a new pokemon challenge called “pokemon normal” where you could only use pokemon that closely resemble their real-life animal counterparts (e.g. you could use rattata because it closely resembles a rodent, but not pikachu) and you could only use moves that a real-life animal could do (e.g. tackle, growl, bite, scratch, etc)

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

I’m going to kill everyone in this thread except op

@aquilacalvitium and now I’ve had to see this, you’re next after ‘everyone in this thread except op’ :’D omg why haha