deepslumper

“go early, it’s hard to find parking” you want public transit. “don’t go on weekends, traffic is terrible” you want public transit. “once i parked i had to walk half a mile to the entrance” you want public transit. “it took me an hour to get out of the area after the concert” you want public transit. “ugh somebody needs to DD” you want public transit. “can you drive? my car won’t start” you want public transit. you want public transit. you want public transit. you want public transit.

Kow Yokoyama

It is implied through gameplay mechanics that the two kingdoms at war in chess both formally permit regnal polygamy, allowing the King to take at least nine wives of equal status, and that marriage can be bestowed as a military honour, but curiously that honour - in stark contrast to the conventional attitudes of the aristocracy - can only be bestowed upon soldiers of the unlanded class, leaving great questions to be asked of the material interests and stability of these kingdoms' aristocracies

also, their horses lack limbs & their castles are small

yknow the smallness of the castles is FAR from their most interesting distinction from the noticeably immobile ones we are familiar with

I want to bring a big tube to Pride now and see who'll climb inside with me

existing in this world as a deeply sensitive person geninuely feels like being sanded down into nothing

@unofficial-autism-post

how in the name of God is my country full of horny trans people who wanna frot on each other nasty style and not a single goddamn one of us can have our pain, travel, work and hormone cycles actually synchronise in a way that allows for it

Where am i?

ur on Tumblr dot com Mr president

how to escape

put these blue pills under your tongue and you'll be forcibly ejected pretty soon

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really wiping Kirk's whole zone with that hand