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month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

Anytime I see a girl apologizing for talking about her hobbies or getting too excited about them i just wanna shake her very hard like, sister, your enthusiasm moves hearts and mountains never change.

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How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

Please remember that Pride is important because someone tonight still believes they’re better off dead than being themselves.

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

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the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

i just think marethari has a lot of nerve reacting so strongly to merrill bargaining with a demon when she herself has some kind of mysterious debt to flemeth we never hear more about that she was willing to move the whole clan to sundermount to fulfil in the first place. like let’s talk about YOUR pacts with strange and dangerous entities