LarynDawn

Eugenides: I want you to take out Nahuseresh's secretary.

Costis, ready to become an assassin: Okay.

Eugenides: Somewhere nice. Dinner and a show, perhaps a boat ride afterwards, those are always romantic. You'll be perfect together, I can tell. Oh, you know what? Camping. Camping is great for new couples. Really lets you get to know one another.

Based on the painting “The Kiss” by Gustav Klimt.

And when he went to Camp Halfblood, he ends up with a girlfriend who won’t let him talk about his old life anyway without feeling guilty (Reyna and he were best friends) and he had little to no agency in their relationship whatsoever (his first thoughts about piper when he’s gathering his bearings is “didn’t want to mess with her head anymore”), was stifled when he talked to about things he was intersted in (Piper actually does not care when he starts talking about the Pillars of Hercules, saying ‘wow, hanging out with Annabeth has turned Jason into a brainiac’ when for the rest of the series, Jason is spouting intelligent facts and Leo straight up refers to him as “Professor Grace” to tease him), Mellie is angry at him because Piper never delved into the specifics of their breakup with her, and he just accepts it; he accepts that he’s going to die by Caligula’s hands because he’s not letting Piper do it (she goes “I might’ve done the same thing”), neither one of his best friends attend his funeral, he never gets to see his sister again, he never gets to visit Thalia’s tree in canon, Piper’s the one that has the last conversation with Reyna in BOO

Annabeth says that Jason always rubbed her the wrong way because he’s “too perfect,” and Hazel is uncomfortable with him too, but Jason’s first thoughts are to ask how her mist practice is going and he’s sure she’s going to get it (he’s so confident in how he says it that she’s surprised) and Jason tries to get to know Nico before the Cupid fiasco goes down (Hazel had to give Frank a look that he reads as, “Nico needs to work on his social skills”) 

And the boy dies, without his friends, buried as a roman even though he gets no resolutoin with them (you would even think Reyna and he would have a conversation in HOH because of the scepter but they don’t) 

Also me: these actors will be actual children and I don’t want to insinuate a damn thing