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lorna morello: nicky nichols?? weāre just friends i swear [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of nicky nichols spill out of jacket] i love vince muccio i am a married woman god damn it these arenāt mine iām just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of nicky nichols scatter across the floor] shit fuck iām holding them for a friend just listen
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We Russians have no proverbs. We have vodka and misery.
Yakov Feltsmen
does anyone else with intrusive thoughts do that weird dismissive head shake when they get them to kinda like.. reverse/reject the thought or is that just me
Gotta shake your brain like an etch-n-sketch and start over
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Iām seriously starting to feel bad, slowly, for being white, cis, and straight.
Like, itās literally so painful and depressing to see people hate us so much. Why is it wrong to be normal? Why do you have to hate us? We donāt hate you anymore, we donāt discriminate you anymore, we donāt oppress you anymore.. why do you still have a problem?
the funniest part is all of it
Iām the āwhy is it wrong to be normalā
āWe donāt hate you anymoreā ā¦y i k e s~~
im the we dont oppress you anymore
Tag urself Iām asking why we hate you a single sentence before āwhy is it wrong to be normal?ā
being straight must be so exhausting guys like imagine having to type out hahaha instead of just hitting your keyboard at random
Having a sibling or three really likeā¦.gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having a ride or die relationship with someone who you would suplex through the dining room table in a second if they touched your shit, but youād also stand up and take the blame for some shit if you knew it wasnāt their fault or stepping in and swinging if they were being bullied by someone else
Also gives you a keenly honed ability to lie, wide-eyed and plausibly and at the drop of a hat, because you definitely had Nothing To Do With This Situation, How Could You Even Think This Of Me, PapĆ”
Steven Hawkingās life proves what we should all know to be true: that intelligence without compassion is meaningless, and that every person who is truly intelligent knows caring deeply for others is the smartest choice a person can make
This is so unbelievably far from being true.
Intelligence sans compassion and empathy is what drives this world. If we care, we limit the possibilities of our minds.
very edgy, anyway i think thereās a sale at Hot Topic right now you might be interested in that
I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this oneās not showing any notes
When I liked it, it flashed ā0 notesā
Itās showing -1 notes
iām gonna keep reblogging this and you canāt stop me
I liked it and it saidĀ ā1 noteā
tf is this crap?
1 NOTE IāVE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE
ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF?????Ā
legendary
What the fuck
YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!
WE WILL NEVER KNOWā¦ =((((
IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!
This is the first thing I saw on my dash
Iām shook
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY
SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDNāT STAY
1 note WTF.
@foolishly-snowy
3rd time and itās still broken. This lovely cursĆØd post.
THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????
still not-works
still + notworks = stotworks.
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Oh god whatās happening???
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??
@abbaquiche w h a t
AAAAAAA
@abbaquiche
lmao I love broken posts
DID HE EVER GET THE CAMERA BACK?????
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Do this four times repeatedly and youāll be out. But how does it work? Thereās some real brain science behind it.
Weāre trying this tonight!
Itās about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this āhuman beingā software. Itās only been out for like 10,000 years.
?????????????
Iāve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.
Itās a form of Alexander Technique. Itās a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.
Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.
My default mental setting is āvibrating intensely in the background.ā After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasnāt as fixated on my breathing, I wasnāt tense, my movements werenāt jerky and I didnāt feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.
me gonna try it
Hay, Remember When...?
This has to be my favorite Malcom in the Middle scene of all time. Ā Just her reaction!
doctor: well we donāt have a cure forĀ āinsatiable lust for pastaā but iām going to prescribe you zoloft because clearly something is wrong and i donāt care enough to find out what
me: sounds good doc
i hate thisĀ š
Iām suing
Beds are so warm and soft when the rest of the world is not
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Killing the first zombie that would have started the apocalypse -sounds- like a heroic achievement, but in reality youād just go to jail for murder.
