he really said that

love is stored in the fictional couple i’ve gotten overly invested in

I hate when people describe not IMMEDIATELY responding as “ghosting.” Like “they totally ghosted me, and then when they finally texted back three hours later…” stop right there. That is not ghosting. I will teach you the meaning of ghosting

Can you tell me

please

hello?

Breaking Bad could easily have an episode where Walter touches a crystal and it makes him seperate into multicolored different parts of his personality and Jesse has to try and put them back together

i hope all humans randomly develop bug exoskeletons in the following year so tiktok skincare girlies can stop worrying about every single smallest line on their faces and just focus on how shiny and strong their chitinous armor is

when youre a kid learning the word "penultimate" is like a drug

i should be allowed to see my bones and organs whenever i want they’re literally mine this shit fucking sucks

half of this website should learn this

Shut the fuck up

just heard about ted kaczynski. I don't know what to say. every interaction I had with him, he was a veritable ray of sunshine. I still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water's surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever

The...the Unabomber???

WHAT???? what the fuck?? how is this the first I'm hearing about this?