DeeJay's Roost

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

behind every evil straight married couple are two eviler homosexuals with a pact to break them up using scifi technology and torture for personal gain

i'll just say what we were all thinking. the paris catacombs are lowkey performative as hell

you start to understand why they invented the bed

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

i appreciate when websites have a spectrum of blocking options. i hate when the only choice is to hard block op like sometimes you need the option to mute or block a specific post. absolutely no beef with the person who made the post you just put an image of a large spider on my dash 400 times and i dont want to see that please thank you.

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow