excuse the fuck outta you

being a dork and making your girlfriend laugh is worth a sillyion dollars

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

this June we're getting hot and letting no one hit

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

if you haven’t, i hope you fall in love with life again. i hope you wake up with a happy sigh, hope you feel like doing things you enjoy, hope you are surrounded by people who make you feel safe, hope you smile at yourself in the mirror.

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.