PseudoAngelus

it's funny how all the movies from the '70s and '80s (and even some from the '90s!) just assumed that smog would get worse and worse until the earth (or at least LA) was perpetually shrouded in smoke, then the government banned smog and it went away; incredible really.

if a fat boy could be a princess it would be Hitch

i wanna get better at drawing braids and I like to imagine he did his hair himself

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

There should be cigarettes made from night time

july is like a second go at new years. u have to treat it as such so u dont spin out

i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch

getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29

Bruh what if we lived together 😳😳😳and had a garden😳😳😳😳