PseudoAngelus

everyone making fun of gerard's voice sounding fucked up. well just a few hours ago we were all posting about how we knew that was going to be the case and now you're acting like you've never heard a girl after having her throat abused for 24 hours straight. such fair weather fans i swear

boys typically love buying perfume and wearing cute socks. this is something most boys will do in their lifetime

thank you for normalizing this it makes my life easier

we need to hype up older women's bodies more because I respect actresses' boundaries in not wanting to film scenes with too much nudity etc regardless of their reasons. but I think that if women over 40 weren't told they're past their prime and basically assumed and expected to be insecure about their bodies we could increase the quantity of milf sex on my tv screen by at least 40%

I'm not a pervert I'm normal and well adjusted. don't listen to what that other guy says

it's just really apparent that people think it's okay to want pain but morally abhorrent to want to give it. sorry but the sadist gets to have fun too. it's actually pretty crucial to the process.

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Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

if an animal kills me, that was on ME. it caught ME slackin. let it eat me

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

that being said I'm not actually always opposed to conflict free fluff I am just opposed to the characters having their claws filed down for it. you can stick them in a coffee shop au it should just still feel like you sat the two worst most insane people on earth in a starbucks