PseudoAngelus

you're in a girl's room and she's weird

And the third plate of pasta. Maybe even a fourth one. Like actually.

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

When you go to the doctor's office, if you're a woman, they should give you a gun to use on the doctor if they dismiss your problem. Same if you're fat. Fat women get two guns in case the doctor really deserves it

When you go to the doctor's office, if you're a woman, they should give you a gun to use on the doctor if they dismiss your problem. Same if you're fat. Fat women get two guns in case the doctor really deserves it

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

i wonder how many ppl reblogging this are agreeing with it because they think being a regular kinkster makes them unethical tbh i hate this question on the kink test because its so open to interpretation