Sometimes we're all hypocrites

ART PRINTS BY JENNIFER THY

Araneae Familia

Seaweed Salade

‘Orso 

Naïveté 

You Hairy Beast 

-I was just wondering… am I in the friendzone?

Requirements:

You Must Have Your Own Transportation (BMW Or Mercedes Preferred)

You Must Live In A House (No Apartment Complexes)

You Must Own An iPhone

Bachelors Degree Required, MASTERS Preferred.

10+ Years Experience

You Must Be An A Blood Type.

Disease and Drug Free.

No CRIMINAL Record Whatsoever (No Exceptions)

No Braces, No Freckles and No Tattoos/Piercings

Must Be Pretty With An Athletic/Slim Body

Must Be On Time At ALL Times

If You Die, Please Let Your Ghost Cover Your Shift, NO EXCEPTIONS!

If You Speak Your Mind, You Need NOT Apply.

Bonus If You Can Calculate Numbers In Your Head, Operate A Forklift and Speak Spanish, Chinese, French And Swahili.