Don't Deny The Gay Inside

being alone all the time feels fine until you have a normal conversation with someone then its like ohhhh i was losing my mind ok.

fucking GET YUO

Damn babe that’s crazy *continues to butter my biscuit*

the Salem storyline in Sabrina the teenage witch is so so good bc like the wizard supreme court or whatever is like 'this man is the most dangerous war criminal in history. he has tried to commit genocide and become a dictator in many different dimensions. we can't give him the death penalty bc he used dark ancient magic to make himself immortal so we've trapped him in the body of a feline for eternal torture. it is the Spellman's duty to hold him prisoner for us'. and then the Spellman's are just like kitty,,,...........we're gonna get him a special pillow to sit on and buy him funny little outfits and cuddle with him while we sleep. he's the glue holding this family together we love him so much

going insane all by yourself handsome?

asking myself "what are you doing why are you doing this" and very earnestly answering back "well, something is wrong with me" which completes the logic circuit in my brain enough to dismiss the thought and maintain full functionality