for de kinder

the kids in hsm2 shouldve unionized that country club

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

taylor swift is a tyrant for real like value neutral judgement but you can tell in her music the specific point that caligula started visiting her in dreams

she has this 3d-printed mini desk recreation of the bust of caligula with whom she communicates daily and in order to evade football’s suspicions she told him it was jesus and he was like Niiice jesus is actually awesomesauce ❤️ Like jesus helps you with touchdowns🏈🔥 and she was like yess exactly and then asked caligula in perfect latin if he could connect her with the ghost of genghis khan so they can talk strategy

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.