angel ♡

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

ah fuck im imagining it

why are the windows 7 minimise maximise and close buttons fucking on my dash

God I'm sorry I didn't mean to leave pre-crime all over the place oh this is gross

it is forever funny that sherlock had lesbian bdsm. like what

If you ignore the manipulation, stabbing, gutting, baby trapping, killing said baby, inducing seizures, lying, and framing for murder, then Hannibal was so gentle with Will.

Is the implication that they eat pizza and watch the missile strikes come in?

Do you hear the people sing?