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Babe are you okay? You reblogged mｋ's Lovebirds (おしどり百合夫婦)

This is still so charming!

for 87 years that girl did Not Stop Talking and that is Why Her Wife Loved Her

when your sister is crying to you about something and you’re trying to be comforting and there for her but her tears are making her eyelids shine and she’s pouting like she always does when she’s sad n you can’t help but admire how gorgeous she is even as she tries not to ugly cry. and you want so badly to just scoop her up into the tightest hug and kiss her face and tell her everything will be okay as long as she has her sister, to be there forever. at the worst possible moment, as your sister tearfully confides in you about her troubles, you realize that it’s her. it’s always been her. you’d do anything for her, you think. whether she’d return your feelings or not. and you realize you’re in way too deep for this feeling to ever go away.

This is so cool. I wish my siblings were real

Big fan of de-centering the orgasm from sex and kink. Yes, it can be a fun goal to cum and an awesome experience, I'm not taking away from that. But human bodies are just poorly designed. It hiccups randomly. It can't consistently 3D print the organs right. The brain organ locks up from anxiety randomly. If it doesn't touch grass it gets angsty. It just is allergic. So just focus on having fun, what pleases each other, and broadening what "pleasure" even is beyond sexual sensation.

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i just love the idea of doing irreparable damage to someone. doing something that wont disappear with time, something they can never ignore. cutting their legs off, leaving horrible scars all over their body, pulling out teeth. mental shit is good too. imagine fucking someones head up so bad they can never be normal again. leaving such a bad mark that they never fully heal, so i will never be forgotten by them. <3

Good start to affect someone forever is to mess with their firsts. Cuz then itll be the ruler they use to measure every analogous experience going forward.

See the issue with muzzles is that on the one hand, hounds do look precious and cute with them on and it's an excellent reminder of their station, but on the other hand you can't shove your fingers down a hound's throat and finger fuck it till it's brainless.

Your standard issue knife prolly fits through the holes fine. Depending what your rifle is, you can prolly get a decent chunk of the barrel down its throat too. Idk. The holes are pretty far apart, they are just too far away to really get between its lips. Not unless you've got like...*really* big hands.

I think the reality of being trans is once you "pass" you have to choose between not taking people's shit and therefore being "suspicious" or you have to shut down your instinct to fight against bullshit and die a little inside for the sake of safety

Thank God I'll never have to worry about that. I get to be mean and argumentative forever.

a dragon can sit. a dragon can roll over. a dragon can speak (quite eloquently actually). a dragon can kiss. a dragon can come but you’re going to need a shower after

Why can't I follow them?

learning to notice an absence of people of color is crazy. you start seeing it everywhere. ill see a random pic of characters or people or whatever and be like "these are all white people. why"

all the babies in those baby youtube video memes. humanized character posts. like. its the little innocent shit. and like, the people making those baby memes probably arent seeking out white babies. maybe theyre just easier to find. but why are they easier to find? a complicated question, surely... but you know what it probably comes down to. someone, somewhere, maybe a lot of someones in a lot of places, made a choice. maybe knowingly, maybe not. but they made a choice. it starts to make you feel like a conspiracy theorist!!

It's a bit unsettling to be trained into this and hang out with my parents friend group. I never thought we were like a 'racist family' and then suddenly I'm eating at an ethnicity pure BBQ

Daaaaamn I wish I had familial connections. This is so hot

[ image description: a photograph of an older yellow lab with a white face laying in a grassy yard, their nose pressed against a white flower. / end description ]

when a cis person interacts with you and you can tell they dont know what to call you but they dont wanna make it weird by asking for your pronouns so they give you the Ally Stare and drop all the pronouns from their sentences entirely like youre playing fill in the blank

And then you gotta worship the ground they walk on for not treating you weird. Think about how hard they are trying!

ok ill bite

Thanks, i needed that :3

tmes shut up about isff forever

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie