ALL YOU PEOPLE IN TVLAND FUCK OFF!

goodbye discord hello drinkting motor oil

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

Your girlfriend and I broke up

I unalived a man in reno just to watch him get unalived

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

You can make animals maul any living thing they see to death

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce