It's Always Sunn 0))) in Philadelphia

photographer captures people’s reactions when told that theres always money in the banana stand

I can finally get some sleep at night. But I still need to know who let the dogs out

Fuck your joke, this is important for people to pay attention to. I had the little sibling who got her fist stuck in her mouth at age 14, make sure they know why they should not put these things in their mouths.

‪that feeling when you miss donut day at work 😓‬

jesus

“4 chefs, 3 courses, only 1 chance to win. The challenge: create an unforgettable meal from the mystery items hidden in these baskets before time runs out. Our distinguished panel of chefs will critique their work, and one by one they must face the dreaded chopping block. Who will win the $10,000 prize? And who, will be chopped? 4 competitors think they have what it takes to be the Chopped Champion, let’s meet ‘em.”

Ted Cruz chuckled to himself, knowing nothing could defeat his secret weapon, the Cow Butter.

“Interesting strategy with the cow butter coming from our contestant the Zodi- I mean Ted, wouldn’t you agree, judges?”

Paula deen crawls out from the shadows. “A real amateur i tell ya.”

Ted gasps, and quickly becomes upset. “No one makes a fool out of me. This will be the last thing you ever do, Paula” The Zodiac Killer replied dangerously.

This is 🔥