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abandoning this site to go post on craigslist discussion boards

This fukcing guy ok story time. I'm a hunter and I spot a rabbit in the field so I go up to it all sneaky but it jumps in a hole. I stick my rifle in the hole and shoot. Little do I know that the rabbit had escaped out another hole positioned right behind me. My rifle, bending like a rubber hose to pop out of the other hole, was now in the perfect position to shoot my asshole

not even God can predict this ending

Want cranberry juice

Fuck blue lives

Me waking up vs my first coherent thought of the day

hi waiter could I get the spaghetti I promise I’ll behave this time

but what is his name

we’re killing our planet