Image ID: text over a artwork of an anime girl in a shark hoodie. The top text reads “Jeff Bezos could pay for everyone on Earth to get bimbofication surgery.” The bottom text reads “Why doesn’t he do it? Does he hate bib jiggly titties? Big honking milkers and fat wobbly dumptruck asses? Does he just want us to suffer? Fuck you Jeff Bezos you piece of shit.” /End ID

Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging

Someone shot and killed the CEO of United Healthcare on the street in Manhattan. The company is one of the largest insurance providers in the country, one of the 10 most profitable corporations in the world, and is notable for its algorithmically-targeted denial of care, ruled illegal in three states.

The gunman has escaped so far. One suspects that narrowing the suspect pool will be difficult, due to the large amount of people, myself included because of a not-a-bill I received today denying coverage to my hormone panel bloodwork, who had motive.

my name is Freak Fucker and, well, I won’t waste your time…I’m here to fuck your freak.

Playing Dwarf Fortress again and I think these dwarves should sit down with a nice treatise on rehabilitative justice and prison abolition. Also trauma therapy.

hey look, shit is about to get very dark but I promise you it gets 1000x darker if you let this tip you into the conspiratorial bullshit mines. cut that out. not even for fun, this is not a joke.

you will not save the world by retreating into fantasy

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

New Tumblr is now such that I cannot just go to the post with the recipe but must reblog the gatorade and uncle benadryl if I ever hope to make rice with coconut cream.