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how do you act around people who dont like star trek
Follow the prime directive and donβt interfere with underdeveloped societies
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@worstwizard this seemed like a thing youβd enjoy.
Thereβs no crime, tuna, or untattered houseplants left in Metropolis, I tell you what
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*slytherin brought roses for all her classmates and is handing them out* Hufflepuff: woah you are being so nice!!! Gryffindor: yea itβs kinda weird. Why are you being so sweet? Slytherin: Because Iβm a fucking nice person? Why is everyone so surprised??

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Studying Habits of Slytherins
- They sit down to do all of their homework with the mindset that they have to get it all done to perfection in order to be better than everyone else in their classes.Β
- But then they get distracted with Papaβs Sushiria, and Tumblr, and Wattpad, and Instagram, and everything else.Β
- And then they realize that itβs so late that they would rather be in bed.Β
- So then they decide that they can do their English homework during lunch, Calculus during Finance, skip French to do AP Human Geographyβ¦Β
- But then they just decide to finish as much as they can and buckle down to work.Β
- Long checklists of work to do for school and everything else so that they feel accomplished as they complete their work.Β
- Theyβre the ones their friends always text when they need a picture of the homework, but they usually end up replying at around two in the morning when their friend has given up hope on passing their classes.Β
- Slytherins either have lots of activities and homework and are completely stressed, or have none at all and end up doing bad things in their free time.Β
- They like to lay out all of their binders in front of them so that they feel like theyβre doing more work than they actually are, for motivation.Β
always have a lighter with u just in case u see a confederate flag
thats illegal, you d*mb fuck βalways have a gun in case you see a brown personβ why is my sentence any worse?
Because oneβs a person, and oneβs a fucking piece of cloth, you shitkicking assclown.
Says a lot about people who support the confederate flag. Also itβs only illegal in 5 states. It ainβt the US flag.
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This is too ridiculous not to reblog.
1) the music 2) how does the person in there even see? 3) also skating over its own tail 4) how is NO ONE on the ice fazed by this at all? 5) skating over its own tail 6) also is it hot in there? 7) there is a freaking T-Rex on the ice- how is no one staring?
8) going so fast the head tips right back so it looks like itβs permanently screaming
canadaβs pride and joy is a doughnut shop named after and founded by a hockey player in the 1960sΒ
for all you non-canadianβs who think Iβm exaggerating:Β
βTim Hortons holds 62% of the Canadian coffee market (compared to Starbucks, in the number two position, at 7%)Β
βCanadians eat more doughnuts per capita and have more doughnut outlets per capita than any other nationβΒ
βThe company [Tim Hortons] opened twice as many Canadian outlets as McDonald'sΒ and system-wide sales also surpassed those of McDonaldβs Canadian operations as of 2002β
βThe chain accounted for 22.6% of all fast food industry revenues in Canada in 2005.β
there is more to this story and it actually gets better
tim horton the hockey playerβs signature move was literally picking opposing players up and hugging them. the guy was like 6β²5 on skates, built like a tank, would have come out on top in every hockey fight except that he absolutely refused to punch. someone would hit him and heβd just pick them up in a giant, angry bear hug.Β
this one time he broke his jaw and leg in a collision and was off the ice for years, and this freaked him tf out, because dude bro do i likeβ¦β¦.have value behind all this muscle? what if this likeβ¦β¦happens again, bro? what if i canβt play hockey, bro? huh? bro.Β basically he broke his face and had an existential crisis. happens to the best of us.
so he started a donut shop because he figured heβd need something to do when the next injury rolled around, seeing as oblivion lurks around every corner and none of us have a purpose. he started it in hamilton, ontario.Β coffee was ten cents.Β
anyways, when his face got better, he invited a police officer to come run his company so he could go play more hockey. which he did.
so: canadaβs pride and joy is a donut shop named after and founded by a touch-starved hockey player in the midst of an existential crisis, that was later run by a cop when the aforementioned hockey player left to play more hockey, that then somehow ate up 62% of the canadian coffee biz. god bless.
A hockey player who hugs his way out of fights is perhaps the most Canadian thing I can imagine.Β

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I like how if you speak a language that comes from latin you can basically understand italian, spanish and portuguese while french is just like jemtuoilugduparisgujilk
When I saw this I literally screamed in my head at the same time my hand flew to grab a hold of this magazine. Rejoice my fellow fanfic writers, we are valid, our writing is valid and we should be proud of being fanfic writers.
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started last 31 Dec 2016 a study test style now I finished it! Rock Lee!Β
That moment when you get roasted by a kid.

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