i can't even be a woman right. i have 2 be a drag.

One of the most important lessons I learned in customer service is that no matter how much help you need, as long as you're nice about it, you won't even crack the top five of worst customers they've had to deal with that day. I will walk an old lady through every step on that pin pad with a smile as long as she's polite, because two calls ago I had to deal with someone screaming about politics for 45 fucking minutes because I wasn't allowed to hang up on him.

"Gentlemen, I desire to know how hedgehogs are propagated; whether they be Viviparous, or Oviparous? If the former, How long they go with young after their coition; and whether the young ones be produc'd with prickles, or not; and in what form they are brought forth? But if the latter, How are the Eggs hatch'd, or the fruit brought to maturity; and in how many days time; and how the act of coition is perform'd between male and female? And lastly, I desire to know your authority, and the page wherein this point is settled?"

is it ok to hate lestat without having watched vampire interviewed