he was a warrior who longed to grow herbs

can’t go wrong with pining while fucking as a trope. truly it has it all. pining. awkward sexual situations. weapons grade insecurity for all parties involved. the desperation as they inevitably fall further and further while hating themselves for being unable to stick to the contract of no strings attached. etc. you understand

never been seen in the same room together

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

Hey this post is not for terfs btw. The umbrella term “queer” is used here on purpose.