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Impressing fine shyt on the first date by showing up with a full gas tank

Accidentally got high last night and I woke up with a landing strip

Don't start speaking vosotros to me, it's not quite my tempo

Music guys be like: have you heard the song "i killed and ate my underage girlfriend" from niche band? Its so peak. Wdym you dont like it? You just dont understand art you prude

My goal in life is to look like I'm someone's OC

Don't ask for my opinion/advice if you want me to lie to you and tell you what you want to hear. I am NOT doing that shit

It's actually an objective truth that Mexicans do emo the best. I dont make the rules

Queer people will do just about anything for a cool sticker