dearwhittacker

I chainsaw'd in two the old stairs that were in the barn, and placed one half between my house and the greenhouse, where the steps I carved into the slope every year kept disappearing - but my new stairs got claimed by Nature in record time.

I decided to let nature (and snails) have this half, and placed the other half next to it so there could be stairs for humans.

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The second half was immediately claimed by cats. I find a cat on a step every time I try to get to the greenhouse—you'd think this could be a multi-user space, but the cats insist on lounging across the whole step or else it’s not worth it—and if I bother them they make it abundantly clear whose stairs these are.

“This is madness” thought The Collector “being up all night, trying to catch bugs. Why don’t I collect stamps or bottlecaps like a normal person…”

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

“Torn Between Good and Evil” or “The Trapped”

At least hit the shiny repost button if you're going to do nothing else. This should not stand.