none of you are prepared for this 1830 artillery officer's coat I found in the fort ti archives
I was like oh that's pretty, I like the lacing on the sleevesâ OHHHH
THE CUNT!!! THE CUNT!!!!!
god DAMN I cannot imagine the price tag on this thing. all that gold lace on the front combined with the elaborate pattern on the back PLUS the giant ass fucking epaulettes. it's a rich man's coat if I've ever seen one but damn me if it doesn't go hard as hell.
also I know something is deeply wrong with me because I saw the buttons half-covered by the three-point pockets and went "oh that's slutty" before realizing my definition of "slutty" has lost essentially all meaning or at least has none recognizable to the average person

















