Dear Penumbra,

i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

One of the things I resent most about being Animal Brain Apex Predator trapped in Maximum Productivity Society is that I have to work when the weather is gross, instead of following my natural instinct to burrow myself into something dry and soft and sleep until Optimal Foraging Conditions

It is dark and cold and wet and miserable and I have a warm dark quiet hideaway full of food and drinking water that is safe from interlopers and for some ungodly reason instead of holing up there to conserve my energy, I am standing up in a brightly lit beige room for several hours. A possum wouldn't put up with this shit. I'm going to bite someone

Happy Pride! People still hot

im in a committed relationship to a beautiful woman called the bit

my pronouns are whatever will get me out of this situation