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eternallyanxiousandstressed

Why Isn’t Tumblr Freaking Out?!?!

Guys. Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed!!!!

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed!

Article 13 just got passed.

I don’t know if I’ve said it enough. So…

ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!

I have been on tumblr all morning and haven’t seen one post about it yet! I don’t understand how!

ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!

It was a 438 to 226 fucking landslide vote too. (https://www.theverge.com/2018/9/12/17849868/eu-internet-copyright-reform-article-11-13-approved)

They’re voting on it one last time in January 2019, but that’s barely any time to change anything!!!!

You still have time to call your MEPs so PLEASE!!! Do so.

If you’re outside of the EU, sign this petition: https://www.change.org/p/axel-voss-save-the-internet-reject-article-13-and-11?recruiter=839558037&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition

If you don’t know what this means, it’s basically then end of how the internet currently is in Europe. Memes? Nope. Youtubers? Bye!

You’d need a license for everything!!!!

And my fellow Americans my be all like, well, what’s the big deal for us? It’s a Europe deal.

No, because the Youtubers there that you love so much? This effects them too! I’m freaking out because Jack, the person who helps my depression go away, may no longer be able to do what he does!

Guys, we need to stop this somehow. Please.

Call your MEPs. Sign petitions. Protest (Peacefully please. Don’t get hurt).

I’m sorry for tagging you guys if you don’t want to be or already know, I just want as many people to know as possible!

I can’t tag everyone, but if you see this, please reblog it. Spread the news. Sign the petition. Call your MEPs. Do what you can to help stop this from passing in January.

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soft-septiceye

I don’t live in Europe but this needs to be spread

sanderssidecanons

I’m spreading this because this is greatly unsettling to me. I live in europe and really can’t imagine how the future would look like.

softestvirgil

I don’t live in Europe but I signed the petition and am signal boosting for all my EU pals. Call your MEPs!

cheskamouse

Because they still have to vote for it two more times.. maybe .. that’s why?

pikachatwentyfive

All you Americans who are saying “I dont live in europe, but…” You do understand how the internet *works*, right? You *WILL* feel the backlash from this if things go through the way they are going now.

skeletons-all-year-round-deacti

this needs to be spread. article 13 will effect the world.

aceofspades-lena

If this article passes and gets reinforced by our social media and platforms they won’t separate us to “oh this is Europe they can’t do shit” and “oh it’s the rest of the world they can do whatever”… Making two different algorithms is a waste of resources.

I don’t live in Europe either, but chances are, we’ll have to live by their rules because the platforms will go by the stricter set of rules and force them on all of us. This isn’t a “Europe thing”.

This is an “everyone thing”.

jse-egopocalypse

i cant bear to not watch jack again…i cant

eternallyanxiousandstressed

Why Isn’t Tumblr Freaking Out?!?!

Guys. Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed!!!!

Article 13 just got passed.

Article 13 just got passed!

Article 13 just got passed.

I don’t know if I’ve said it enough. So…

ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!

I have been on tumblr all morning and haven’t seen one post about it yet! I don’t understand how!

ARTICLE 13 JUST GOT PASSED!!!!

It was a 438 to 226 fucking landslide vote too. (https://www.theverge.com/2018/9/12/17849868/eu-internet-copyright-reform-article-11-13-approved)

They’re voting on it one last time in January 2019, but that’s barely any time to change anything!!!!

You still have time to call your MEPs so PLEASE!!! Do so.

If you’re outside of the EU, sign this petition: https://www.change.org/p/axel-voss-save-the-internet-reject-article-13-and-11?recruiter=839558037&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition

If you don’t know what this means, it’s basically then end of how the internet currently is in Europe. Memes? Nope. Youtubers? Bye!

You’d need a license for everything!!!!

And my fellow Americans my be all like, well, what’s the big deal for us? It’s a Europe deal.

No, because the Youtubers there that you love so much? This effects them too! I’m freaking out because Jack, the person who helps my depression go away, may no longer be able to do what he does!

Guys, we need to stop this somehow. Please.

Call your MEPs. Sign petitions. Protest (Peacefully please. Don’t get hurt).

I’m sorry for tagging you guys if you don’t want to be or already know, I just want as many people to know as possible!

I can’t tag everyone, but if you see this, please reblog it. Spread the news. Sign the petition. Call your MEPs. Do what you can to help stop this from passing in January.

Keep reading

soft-septiceye

I don’t live in Europe but this needs to be spread

sanderssidecanons

I’m spreading this because this is greatly unsettling to me. I live in europe and really can’t imagine how the future would look like.

softestvirgil

I don’t live in Europe but I signed the petition and am signal boosting for all my EU pals. Call your MEPs!

cheskamouse

Because they still have to vote for it two more times.. maybe .. that’s why?

pikachatwentyfive

All you Americans who are saying “I dont live in europe, but…” You do understand how the internet *works*, right? You *WILL* feel the backlash from this if things go through the way they are going now.

skeletons-all-year-round-deacti

this needs to be spread. article 13 will effect the world.

aceofspades-lena

If this article passes and gets reinforced by our social media and platforms they won’t separate us to “oh this is Europe they can’t do shit” and “oh it’s the rest of the world they can do whatever”… Making two different algorithms is a waste of resources.

I don’t live in Europe either, but chances are, we’ll have to live by their rules because the platforms will go by the stricter set of rules and force them on all of us. This isn’t a “Europe thing”.

This is an “everyone thing”.

jse-egopocalypse

i cant bear to not watch jack again…i cant

fuckyourfate

I know there’s a lot of bad lettuce going around but I think we should all just romaine calm

extremetanning

people throw around the expression “mind blown” a lot…but seriously. mind. blown.

what-are-even-humans

i h*cking love humans sometimes

randomslasher

@sanders-sides-thuri

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micdotcom

Watch: Bill Nye uses science to defend women’s reproductive rights.

violetscythe

Become my congressman please!

deerinspotlight

I feel like the reason certain dog-lovers insist cats are evil is because they read their body language as if they were dogs. So here’s a very basic guide to common “mean” things cats do that actually aren’t mean at all if you know what they’re thinking.

Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you! Actually means: I’m playful! If you reach for my belly I’ll grab your arm and bite it because I think we’re playfighting!

Lazily exposing belly - still attacks when touched Does not mean: tricked you again! Actually means: I’m showing you my belly because I trust you. Please don’t break that trust by invading my personal space. I might accept a belly rub if I’m not ticklish and I know you well. Snapping at you while being pet Does not mean: I suddenly decided I dislike you! Actually means: You’re petting me in a way that gives me too much restless energy. Please focus on petting my head and shoulders instead of stroking the full length of my back next time.

Is in the same room but makes no attempt to interact Does not mean: I’m ignoring you Actually means: We’re hanging out! I’m being respectful by giving you space while still enjoying your company. Slapping/scratching your hand when you try to pet them Does not mean: I hate you! Actually means: You’ve failed to establish that we’re not playing, or the way you’re approaching me scares me. Be calmer, speak more gently, make eye-contact and blink slowly at me before you try again.

squeakykins

I love this post omg, thank you so much. As a lifelong cat person, dogs perplex me because they’re so completely different behaviourally.

blome3kissesbitch

I love dogs too but, I’ve been trying to tell people, you canNOT treat cats like you treat dogs. They arent the same animals and have very different personalities

blome3kissesbitch

P.s.: people often pet cats way too hard. Dogs like a firm pet or a pat on the belly, cats dont have the same bone structure and are more flexible than dogs so what you’re doing probably hurts them

naamahdarling

Sitting and staring Does not mean: I am challenging you/plotting your demise/just generally evil and creepy. Actually means: I am a desert-adapted species, so my natural tears are very thick and keep my eyes moist for a nice long time. I do find people interesting and enjoy watching them. I just don’t need to blink very often!

Staring and blinking slowly Does not mean: I’m smug and think I am smarter than you. Actually means: I like you! But I don’t need to get up in your face to show it. I can just sit over here and blow kisses at you to show you I am glad you are around!

It’s very frustrating for me when people expect cats to act like dogs, or act like they’re deceitful. They aren’t! They just AREN’T DOGS.

radfemblack

Pour les chats 🐈💞

meii-deactivated20220422

Get ready for “more reasons why I fucking love cats”

Yes, the legends are true. Cats headbutt you to show their trust and affection. They also do it to show “hey look I see you as family.” Lions do it with members of their pride to say the same. It’s not just because they want food.

Cats nibbling is indeed literally cats grooming you. It’s what mom cats do to their kittens. If a cat is gently biting and/or licking you, they’re now your mom.

Meowing can simply be for the mere fact they want to say hello, want to play or be pet. Again, not just for food.

They barely meow at other cats (except for kittens, they meow at mom cat), mostly just humans. There are exceptions but overall, meowing is almost always for us.

Cats squinting/slow blinking is indeed basically the equivalent of us smiling and/or kissing.

Cats, like humans, prefer to get things without having to work for it- which isn’t very common within other animals.

Cat massages or making biscuits is because they happy! Kneading is another way of saying “hey I like this moment here I enjoy you and my life.”

Cats recognize us by smell, sound, taste, and touch. They recognize us after years as their long term memory is extremely good. This is why abused or neglected cats are so easily scared or hard to connect with. If your scent changes over the years or just in the day, your voice will them it’s really you. Also, they will only remember you if you had impact on their life. If you just existed in the same house, they obviously won’t care.

And yes, they know our patterns in the day. You notice it when it’s beneficial to them (feeding time!). They will often wait for you to come home as well.

To remember: cats think we are interesting as hell. They watch us do everything because we’re fascinating!!!

They also want you to be around when eating because they feel vulnerable. They focus on eating so they hope you protect them. They do the same for you, all the time.

sapphire-rosa

CATS 😍😍😍😍

all-things-witchcraft

🦁 Cat appreciation

katesattic

I love slow-blinking (eye kisses) at my cats. They can be across the room, and it doesn’t matter. We love each other but are happy sitting across the room.

theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly

Yo fuck this self deprecation bullshit goddamn I know I’m cute and I know I’m smart and all these wonderful things! Sure, there are times where I make mistakes but they don’t undermine all of my positives that I have no need to deny. Fuck denying the good parts of yourself. Self deprecation ain’t cute if you doing it on purpose for attention. You’re still you if you give up the ‘no I’m nots’ and ‘not trues’. You’re a happier you if you embrace yourself. So give yourself a hug dammit and revel in your glory

I just want someone who loves me and is cute and soft and clean and quiet and low maintenance and loves cuddles and is a cat. Is that too much to ask?

#hmu if you're a CATch #meow #i just want cat #i have 4 but i need more #kittennsss #fluffy #im not lonely

pleaseexorciseme

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

jackironsides

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

ryrosryhoe

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

bonepoem

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

jukebox-head

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

cryptiboy

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

wintersoldierfell

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

randomthingsthatilike1

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

thechy-fychannel

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury

To the tune of YMCA

Mothman!

Your a moth and a man

I said

MOTHMAN

Your a man whose a moth

papallion

I said

MOTHMAN!

your pretty wings are so soft

when you

flap

against

my

lampshade!

caramel-filled-kittens

OH MY GOD YES

@heteroes-are-making-me-upsetero @interrabangarang @dahmersbeer @scuffed-tarot @jazzy-mcdurf

scuffed-tarot

MOTHMAN

There’s no need for a frown

I said

MOTHMAN

Put that man on the ground

He’s so

FRIGHTENED

So high up in the air

Won’t you

Please

Put

Him

Down

Gently

braybray-craycray-deactivated20

@moth-ver-ka

most-depressed-optimist

IT’S FUN TO YELL AT THE

M

O

T

H

THE MAN WHO’S ALSO A

M

O

T

H

newsieofnj

YES ITS BACK NON MY DASH

cottagecori

I’VE HAD THIS STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR TWO WEEKS

dxactivatxdusxr

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

fitzefitcher

#this is team skull

its-just-a-phage

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

yallmightt

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

mintycoolnessisrelevant

A good post, pure.

casper-the-friendly-being-blog

Another adorable story has been added.

de-is-me-deactivated20180626

can I have these posted right under the politics section in the newspaper? I feel like we need that kinda positivity rn.

comatosemax-deactivated20200711

This is such a wholesome post

bidoof

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

skarlatha

There is legit an app called “RunPee” that tells you when you can get up and go pee without missing anything important. You hit the timer when the movie starts and then it vibrates when you can make a pee run. It even gives you a little summary of what you missed that you can read while you pee.

dragonheartstring360

Reblogging to save lives

prof-grace-aspen

Oh my god I need this

aninactivebloggfgfgf

I have to pee in literally every movie this is a great idea!??!?

randomslasher

This actually IS great. I generally have to start limiting my fluids the day BEFORE I see a movie these days if I want any hope of getting through the whole thing. Bless this!

gotinstarblog-deactivated201512

half-black-phillip

I’m so mad because this worked

britney2007spears

help me roger

telanu

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

luthienebonyx

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

riskpig

………my friend has made me curious

maryburgers

help me roger

maryburgers

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

hermes-whore-deactivated2019021

let’s do it, roger

spitefulreality-deactivated2015

Roger helppppp

I need you Roger!

Roger please help me

Roger pls

Rogerrrr

Does anyone else make the expression on your characters face as you write???

maiden-of-asgard

YES.

And this is why I’m not a huge fan of the “don’t say a character ‘quirked an eyebrow’” argument because I QUIRK MY EYEBROW A LOT

falling-rivers

YES AND ALSO I FEEL A LOT OF THEIR EMOTIONS when I’m writing emotion-heavy scenes.

waltzshouldbewriting

I sometimes mutter dialogue under my breath, and I also motion when I write

maramahan

All this, and also standing up to act out body language and action scenes

jltillary-deactivated20191202

My step beother laughs at me for doing this and I’m so glad to see it’s not just me.

charlieism

oh yeah when u mutter the dialogue to urself but also to test it out like “hm is this smth they would say?”

leesacrakon

I do this with role playing and writing. I once couldn’t stop bawling my eyes out bc my character was crying in a rp I was doing. With books it’s more the faces, I don’t actually cry

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invaderxan

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

jxsminewrites

reasons to not quit writing:

your writing is a skill, not an inborn talent (unless, yeah, maybe it is). not everyone can do what you do and love

everyone says they want to write a book. everyone has what it takes to write a book. not everyone does it anyway. you be the small percentage of success you read about

your writing will always seem brickshit horrible because you wrote and read it a million times

you love this writing thingy. quitting it will be like cutting off your fingers one by one.

someone out there will want to read what you wrote.

someone out there wants to know what is on your mind.

someone out there appreciates your art. they will share it with their friends. they will share it with their loved ones. they will share it with their future self because maybe what you wrote saved them.

if you give up now, you know you will just come back to it again, whether it’s years from now, months, or next week. you love writing, that’s why you planted the seed of thought that you are going to write this book, and whether you come back to it or not, your unwritten stories will come back to you.

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