Psychic Retirement

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

Pussy with mahogany wood panelling >>>>

is it too late for them to release a tie-in riverdale wii game

ffffffuck im. ssorry for cumming on the wall i didn’t know you grey girls could move like that

i'm opening up our relationship so bugs can get in

self-awareness check, list five things you like that aren't media pieces in the tags now ‼️

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping