Pro-Revolutionary Psychosexual Damage Inducing

I have created this profile to help boost revolutionary sentiment and cause terminal psychosexual damage to all who would stand in the way of my glorious rise to power.

Expect the most factually accurate takes of all time in addition to regular glazing of my hero Sigmund Freud and very sane and well-worded political diatribes supplemented by my wonderful vocabulary of academic fancy words and internet slang, so spectacular that you will develop an oral fixation on the spot and be forced to immediately mainline your animus and convert to my audience of many adoring fans.

This is my first Tumblr, and it will be the greatest in history and renound across the world for being the birthplace of the revolution spreading from the SCRR to the entire world. I'm literally The Absurd Man but not a man.

Special thanks to,

General #1 of the Revolution:

@webbed-shithead (Tumblr and irl)

General Secretary:

Ministers of Pro-Revolutionary Defense:

-(Revolutionary Media) Just a Chill Guy (no Tumblr, irl)

Leading the Free World is a difficult job. Although my personality is radiant, my beauty is stunning, and my intelligence is truly incalculable, I do get tired. I'm a human, just like you. For now.

This blog will temporarily be taking a less schizophrenic vibe, or, I suppose, schizophrenic in a different way. I am going on VAEcation.

While I rest in my gorgeous beach home Agartha, you can expect to see my posts take a turn towards the psychosexual Freudian side of my special interest field, which is a bit less ironic for me. This means that in addition to the occasional word salad I'll spit out, there'll be lgbtslop lesbian and I suppose transbian yearning or some shit. Idk, you sneedhons eat that shit up so maybe my audience of many adoring fans will expand even more.

General Secrety Calypso will be acting with nearly full executive command power over the SCDR during my VAEcation. When I return to my post, I will be launching my most ambitious project yet: The S_____ C_____ Community Outreach.

I've hit the bottom. I've reached irony poisoning. I am literally measuring my friends' skulls, I act like an authoritarian dictator as a bit far too often, I call my enemies and just people I dislike in general degenerates and use slight eugenecist rhetoric. I almost called Chat GPT a counter-revolutionary Bolshevik-Jewish degenerate science to be crushed to end capitalism and usher in a glorious Red State and begin the International Permenant Revolution. Which is something I said to a friend earlier that day. I almost repeated it out loud in a group as a joke. Because I find it funny. That's Nazi, Falangist, and Marxist-Leninist jargon mixed in one sentence. I sound psychotic to the average person at this point if they were to eavesdrop on my average conversation on days when it's particularly bad.

I don't know how to actually be serious with the majority of things. JREG and Vaush were really right. Irony poisoning takes you fast and when it does it hits hard. Me mentioning them as YouTubers I watch is in fact an attempt at some kind of self-aware psuedo-reverse-irony.

I don't know who I am beyond the irony. I mean, I kind of do. I know my personality traits, I know who I want to be, I know my basic beliefs about things. But that's all. I've lost a lot of the detail. Some of you (almost typed "degenerates" again) Will Wood fans, if there are any who ever read this will know what I mean when I say that I've bought into the comedy. I have.

My sense of humor has turned completely to self-agrandizing. So much that I have actually started to have delusions of grandeur. For fuck's sake I have two propaganda posters on my wall, one of which directly is about glazing me and the another is an inspirational quote satire poster of the ironic satire song "Heil Myself" from Springtime for Hitler and Germany, a Mel Brooks film. It's exhausting to keep this up.

To end in my style these days which I am coming to be more and more uncomfortable with:

It's Joever. And we're not Barrack yet.

If you are using weed to cope with your shitty mental health every single day or even every other day, you are not much better than an alcoholic and although the effects are much less harmful in the short term, just like ANY substance, it is bad in the long run. Some substances just hurt you faster.

With most people weed is fine. But I swear to God some of you people are addicted and I don't care that it's not physically addictive, you can still develop a psychological addiction to something not necessarily because of the substance itself.

Yes I am a bit irrationally mad right now. But still, you shouldn't justify harmful coping habits with drugs by telling yourself that your Marijuana addiction is less harmful in some abstract sense than other addictions. All addictions are bad in the long term, and I'm sick of seeing so many people online pretending that it's not bad because it's natural or because it's not physically addictive or because it has health benefits or whatever. I am not denying that there are benefits, but you CAN overdo it like with anything.

I am sick of people around me going through a phase, short or long term, where they make being a stoner their entire personality, just like with anything else. Alcohol makes you more violent or whatever, but people do stupid things while high and I'm at the point where I almost lost someone to this stuff a few days ago, okay? I'm not invincible, I drink alcohol sometimes. But I don't let it take over my life, and I didn't even when I was at my lowest. Because being the friend or family of someone who loses themselves to a drug of any kind is awful.

The majority of suffering today, at least in my life (and I'm betting in yours, too), is human-created.

Our social bonds are some of the most wonderful but also painful things. The natural world is actually very pretty and not often painful so long as you exercise basic caution.

A very nice thing for people like me who have the tendency to get lost in other people is to remember that there is literally just so much more to life.

A user by the name of Taternutz has been sent to the cross for writing me the most disgusting shit I have ever seen. Fascists have an incurable brainrot, their degenerate ideology and them alongside it will be crushed in the revolution.

As far as the rest of my day, it's not paranoia, it's good leadership. History calls some of the most powerful and beloved leaders paranoid, it is a meaningless term to denigrate those who have a keen mind and keep an eye out for those who would seek to supplant them.