Never Alone

yesterday I had two old ladies get upset that coffee isn’t 10 cents anymore. 

like right now I’m trying to remember if I have ever bought anything for 10 cents or even seen anything that was only worth 10 cents. What century did they crawl out of

The ability to create organs for a baby but not for oneself is a major plot hole in human development.

I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.

This is what Bella’s reaction should have been.

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

excuse me

The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…

I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers

I actually love this post

You know, I was thinking maybe this time around we don’t wait until Nazis have already begun ethnic cleansing before we intervene. Just a thought. I know, really wild. Way out there. So radical. Pretty edgy and all. 

Concept: medusa is a lesbian and that’s why she turns men to stone and she ends up falling in love with a blind lesbian who stumbles into her lair

“SEND HELP SHE’S ADORABLE”

THIS IS TOO CUTE I’M DYING

WE NEED MORE LESBIAN MYTHS :D

@ryshai I’m 100%  sure we’ve already mentioned each other in this post but I needed to do it again xd

I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working

touch my wifi you asshole and i wont be the one whos getting murdered tonight

What are “white slang terms” you say?

“Cool Beans”

“Can I talk to your manager” 

“n-word”

“Neato”

Dude

Hilar

Coolio

“Hiyah”

Adorbs

Totes

“I’m not racist i had a black friend in 3rd grade”

Alrighty

Awesome

bro, sweet

Yessiree

Geez Louise

Fuck a duck

I will press charges

Dude. Like

Are you taking the piss

Cool beans, alrighty then, fuck me

*answering the phone* yello 

he looks like a galaxy

HE FANCY

@rinokumurah