It's lonely out in space

yeah she "pegged me", and by "pegged" haha well. let's just say...,sword through my chest

"craving a food means your body needs something that food can offer" now what the fuck does my body need with an ice cream

it makes your brain happy! your body could use some joy too

no everyone shut up and listen. truths were said

PLEASE pray for my grandpa 👴 🙏 he is bedridden after one wet cough !!

notice how there will be no wednesday this week

no there will be. thats my laundry day it has to happen

You are going to reek

everyone please welcome into the world my beautiful daughter, bathroom spider

blushing is such an odd phenomenon… your body language your expression might not betray you but your BLOOD does

“if women want equality then they should be drafted” what if — just hear me out — what if nobody should be drafted. not even *looks behind my shoulder* not even men.

"Should trans people be in the military" See I don't think anyone should be in the military

nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests