Ugh I hate when people outside the slasher community think we're all sex-negative puritans. YES we slay people who just had sex, no it's not bc we hate sex. They don't even understand the subtle poetry linking sex and death 🙄

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They don't even know orgasm and death have the same word in French!!! Or that I'm inside their walls

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They don't even know that it's down to a coin toss!! Someone at the CVS today drew the Comedy mask and had no idea!

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lol I try to tell my clients this but they totes don't get it. I've only made, like, two of them into serial killers

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Sigh. "Slashers". They may call us serial killing puritans but we don't have to play into the slasher discourse, yeah?

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Hark! What in Tartarus is occurring here?

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Why, fucketh me for rising from my grave every Thanksgiving to cleanse my small Massachusetts town of the sin of lust I guesseth! I, Fight-the-good-fight-of-faith Burbage, amst merely doing the Lord's will, AND YET I am BELITTLED and DENIGRATED by the godless ingrates of your so-called community! I shalt stand for the attacks on tradslashers NO MORE!

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You are not a immortal puritan you fuckin nerd. Your name is Richard and you live in Boston

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How dost thou doxxeth me???

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DJO

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET

What is happening to me?

Crazy, some'd say