mayakovsky

wait lets use that spotify stats page i want to know what everyone’s long term most listened to artist and track are! mine are the cure + “the river the woods” by astronautalis

my brain works like the spirit box from buzzfeed unsolved

mostly static, sometimes disembodied words like “pastry” and “crime”, leaves you guessing

worm off the string who will he kill

This is beyond amazing.

This is the cutest and most perfect shit I’ve ever seen.

being friends with virgos is like ok bitch you just have to let them talk, do that weird dry humor shit... And then its ur turn

me vibrating and talking fast: i am so cute and i cannot die 

whatever man at least i’m a hot dyke

we make a lot of “my last two braincells” jokes but the truest one for me is that scene in always sunny where mac says “i’m having a panic attack, i’m actually having a panic attack” and charlie says “drink more coffee, it’ll help you calm down”

Astrology is fake except for the time a Virgo broke up with me saying “your pupils don’t dilate when you look at me”