the glow, pt. 2

sleepygirls of the world rise up!

cant, too eepy

i may have made a slight miscalculation

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having a bout of mental illness will have me saying things like i am out of alignment

If crabs could vocalize it'd def sound like a dog's bark

x files episode but they’re being audited by the financial department so the entire story is done in flashbacks as they look over the weirdest expense report known to man

Jose Chung's Forensic Accounting.

your lab coat is probably some boring color like white. zero swag. youre nothing

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

Girlfriend won't stop point-and-clickmaxxing. Saying shit like "keys! I can use these!" And walking up to doors and announcing "it's locked." without touching the knob