The dunkbaelor nation truly does inspire
gus: lol speaking of did you see this
gus: "Hmm Ser Duncan seems not to act differently toward the prince at all, the potion must not have worked"
gus: Yes because literally it's no difference
gus: Hope somebody writes it for real
reidspng: my only caveat is baelor cant be the one to give it to him
gus: unless BAELOR had also been given some sort of potion
gus: omg what if it's like a fuck or die situation
gus: like baelor's put under a curse
gus: that only true love's kiss can cure
gus: and he's like "well no one could possibly be in love with ME"
gus: so he summons ser duncan and is like "ser I trust you above all my kingsguard to give unto me true love's kiss"
gus: and dunk's panicking thinking he'd been SO CHILL HOW COULD BAELOR POSSIBLY HAVE KNOWN
gus: (everyone except Baelor knows)
gus: (it's very very obvious)
gus: baelor: my aunt shiera believes that someone who takes the True Love's Potion will be able to reverse this wretched curse
gus: baelor: of course I know I ask a terrible thing from you to give unto me True Love's Smooch
gus: baelor: but you are my most trusted sworn sword and I know you will understand that with this task I intend to bring you no dishonor
gus: dunk: no sure totally ummmm yeah I can do. That.
gus: shiera gives him the magic potion with a whole lot of pomp and circumstance
gus: dunk (drinks it): ...this is water
gus: shiera: oooohhhhhh it's maaaaaagic water (doing the wavy fingers thing)
gus: dunk smooches baelor only they end up making out a little bit
gus: which of course means BAELOR gets all in a knot about it being like I HAVE SULLIED HIM WITH MY WANTON DESIRES and shiera's like uhhhh no no it's a um
gus: a side effect! that's it! I mean ahem it's a side effect of the spell, very common
gus: I'm afraid you will have to make out for at least like
gus: brynden who is there for some reason, whispering: why a week?
gus: shiera: I figure that's the longest dunk can possibly hold out before he breaks down like a little bitch and admits it was just water
reidspng: both of them agonizing over "taking advantage" of the other
gus: everyone else in the red keep, inventing popcorn so they can eat it while watching this whole thing go down: no no don't worry it's the spell guys it's alllll the spell you're actually helping him. or something. whatever. no baelor we don't see that hickey
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