Why are we here?

I enjoy it immensely when a commenter addresses all of Tumblr as "you people" as if they aren't here at the devil's sacrament with the rest of us

I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.

Have you seen that one weasel tattoo that someone was asking coverup advice for? One of the best tattoos I've seen.

It's so fucking beautiful I'm in tears. Laughing so hard I'm crying but what difference is that really.

guy whose kink is making u feel safe. takes pride in it even

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

Lmaoooo who is making these

Mens-rights-activia

Happy Pride

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees