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James: do you think Regulus flirted with me? Barty: he promised to curse you James: yeah, it was hot James: so? did he? Barty: ofc he did

sirius, being the epitome of masculine charm at hogwarts, is an incorrigible and unredeemable flirt, tossing smirks and winks like they’re second nature, whether it’s to a blushing hufflepuff in the corridors or a giggling gryffindor at a party. i dont even think it would register as "flirting" in his brain because that's how girls (and many, many boys) act around him and that's how he's always acted towards them. and it's all and games for him til he sees remus smiling prettily at someone and laughing at someone else's joke, then he loses his fucking shit because that's exactly the kind of hypocritical and possessive thing that he would do. is that toxic, yes. would he still do shit like this? also yes ♡

“Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.” -Walt Whitman

This has 200k notes but none of you know the truth of the I Hate Rubber Boots Guy. This man lives in my city. He wears this outfit constantly. The Weird Toronto photo group has a ban on posting him because he’s always like this.  He has done this for years. Every so often he buys a taller pair of rubber boots.

#you can tell this is an old photo by the height of his boots

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

I love that man with all of my heart

i hope this guy got that kiss

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

my friend, if only you knew

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

truly the language of love