dream

what if your superhero disguise is a smaller crop top underneath a crop top?

Then yeah you can pull it off

if you hug me hard enough I make a squeaky toy sound

What I wouldn’t give to be just a little bioluminescent...

personally i think you shouldn’t be allowed to be section leader until you get your license. I only think this because i am a section leader and i still don’t have my license i know some freshman’s gonna ask me for a ride and im gonna have to be like. no. go ask blake.

me, section leader with no license and my other section leader named blake: 👁👄👁

damn girl what’s your favorite sousa march 

Spread this around; remind the world that for every Nazi, there’s an entire train full of sensible people capable of basic moral behaviour. 

Remember, hand sanitizer removes sharpie, and good hearted people remove hate

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

Thank you Henry 💗

Rb because I had a cyst on my chest and I got worried

Peter: Yeah, sure, neurotypicals can focus on things they don't like for more than 10 seconds, but can they do this? *chugs a bottle of coke and instantly falls asleep*