Disco Inferno

when the interviewer asks you about your skills

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

imagine renesmee arguing w someone and she catches them in a lie. like she remembers them saying otherwise to her face. so she wants to show them that memory w her ability and what does she do? she bitch slaps them into the past

Everyone who ever met Anakin Skywalker just walked away going “Yikes! What a mess! I hope somebody intervenes!” and then nobody ever did

march tomorrow. i feel sick

Seth Clearwater radiates Peter Parker energy

I’ve only seen this adorable post in screenshots

UTINNI!!!

Someone in my younger siblings class said they were “yandere for them” and my sibling responded “first of all cringe, second of all red flag” and no phrase has entered my daily lexicon so fast