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shrek is 15 years old today
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But deep inside thereâs something still ainât right, so thenâŠ
so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and
a âgreen/yesâ is a weakness, a âred/noâ is something that isnt a weakness, and a â?â is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this
in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk
i scrolled over to check to see what this could possibly be and
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apparently robert pattinsonâs trainors have been practically begging him to work out during quarantine and he has decided not to
after watching Zac Efron cry from eating pasta, I think Pattinson is making the healthy call here
harold, theyâre lesbians
people are gay, stevenÂ
iâm a lesbian, carlÂ
donât be a transphobe, chadÂ
we support the gays, davidÂ
iâm not jealous, flavio. iâm gay
ah, the extended edition
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Weâll never die
After seeing the dad how do I channel, I really wanted this one. I searched for it and, tada! Mom how do I? Seems rather new, but I love it anyway.
This is such a cute and helpful idea, especially since some people either didnât grow up with someone who could teach them this stuff or they grew up with parents who did everything for them. I knew a lot of guys in college who didnât know how to do laundry or cook!
Mom How Do I
Dad How Do I
The typo just brings it home.
Weâll never die
For future confused Tumblr cockroaches, this post is about Facebook and itâs affiliated sites, Instagram and WhatsApp, temporarily crashing on October 4th, 2021.
We all gathered together to celebrate our refusal to fucking die and put a collective middle finger up to Mark Zuckerberg.
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you walk to campus, as a second year student in college. you havenât thought about supernatural in years. november 5th happens and you fall right back into it. months go by and your obsession with it fades to the background.
one unsuspecting morning youâre sitting in a lecture you slept through earlier that week. youâre tuning out and glance up at the projector. misha collins and west are on screen. you try to avoid passing away with everything youâve got.
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oh wow gen z isnt using a site thats mostly used by 40 year old moms sharing minion memes
Godspeed, young ones. Succeed where we failed. Destroy the beast.
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the âyou live with your parentsâ insult is really flaccid because a metric shitton of cultures donât see âleave the house foreverâ as some grandiose moment of liberation thatâs so important to the development of a person that it has to happen as fast as possible. until i came to the USA i didnât know a single person who was pressured by their parents to leave the house because theyâre âtoo old to stay thereâ or whatever. in puerto rico it is really common to stay with your parents until they and you are both stable enough that you can leave. whaddaya know, there are cultures that donât place a stigma on being poor or wanting to care for your family or needing your family to care for you for some other reason.
pretty sure in *most* cultures you leave when you get married or donât leave at all if your parents get elderly because youâre supposed to care for them. The USÂ is very weird and I wish Americans would stop pushing their culture on the rest of the world, and make teens everywhere feel like shit cos theyâre not out of the house at 18. In my country youâre not even out of high school at 18, itâs nuts. Also, you donât magically turn into an adult capable of living on your own the day you turn 18. chill.
fun fact: the norm of a single-family home is a recent invention. it was created to sell more homes/goods and to stigmatize immigrants in like the 20âs-30âs.
Abortion bounty hunters are now legal in Texas.
This is so fucking scary.
Not only are abortions now illegal after six weeks (a time when eighty-five percent of people arenât aware theyâre pregnant), but any private citizen can sue people who violate this law for ten thousand dollars. People who can be sued includes anyone who âaided and abettedâ the abortionâincluding not only doctors and healthcare providers, but the people like the fucking uber driver who drove you to the clinic.
And the Supreme Court has done nothing about it.
I am afraid.
I am angry.
I am in disbelief that a group of people, with full knowledge of the terrifying consequences of their actions, pooled their resources, wealth, and knowledge to launch this assault on abortion rights. Displaying a dearth of empathy, they plotted around Roe v. Wade by employing private citizens as bounty hunters, people they will pay thousands of dollars to report abortions.
They launched a modern-day witch hunt.
Itâs hard to sort out my emotions. I feel like a pile of autumn leaves, whipped into a tornado of glacial reds and frothing golds and everything in between, unable to separate the colors, the movement, the chaos. But there are three things I do know.
I am a womanâa human being.
My rights are beginning to rot.
And I am furious.
The law bans abortions as early as six weeks after conception and allows Texans to sue anyone who aids, abets or performs an abortion past t
A Texas state law that bans abortion after as early as six weeks into the pregnancy could provide the playbook for red states to pass extrem
Also, a clarification: This affects people across the entire gender spectrum. My âI am a womanâ line above wasnât meant as a ubiquitous experience, just my personal oneâthis law affects anyone who can get pregnant, not just women.
The Supreme Court has formally denied the request to block this unconstitutional law.
The law will stay.
Our liberties are dribbling away.
And there is nothing we can do but watch.
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lol so anyway itâs basically canon. Johnny and Jack said so.
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Why is this really cute? (âăźâăœ) their aesthetics compliment each other so well
This is the forbidden reboot couple we deserved
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