Dazkaj9 reblogblog

I'm pretty sure if you're trying to pick up Hardware Store Guys being covered in sawdust and smelling like WD-40 is WHY they started talking to you. It's like catnip.

maybe if we, as a society, spent more time in gardens things wouldn’t be like this

gardening is so empowering

I love the ingenuity and determination.

My favorite Mario Kart, character, kart, and level

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff

reblog if you are an ad hating commie

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

no-purpose flour