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Creating a character for a Pathfinder game.
DM: What class do you want to play?
Me: Barbarian
DM: Alright, a bar-bar, and you said you’re a half-orc. What’s your name?
Me: uhh…..Barbara
DM: ..?
Me: Bar'ba'ra…the barbarian librarian
DM: …
Me: I used to be in charge of collecting overdue book fees at my local library before I got drafted.
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tumblr: *turns 12*
*bans porn*
*makes it’s site literally 3 shades darker*
mmm, it seems tumblr is also going through it’s pre-teen catholic goth phase
im disrespecting staff by posting a screenshot from my twitter instead of making an original post
I’m making bread
bread boys
my sons!
THEY’RE DELICIOUS
frog bread was tagged explicit. reblog the forbidden frog bread for luck and power
step one:
artemis fowl movie:
failed step one
The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a “fun-loving, open heart” so you knew before they even landed their eyes on the first mediocre white person the movie was irretrievably fucked
The casting call described him as what now
last i checked back in 6th grade, artemis was a fuckin dick of a child
“emotional intelligence” artemis fowl literally would rather die than express an emotion
im pretty sure he actually has on multiple occassions
im reblogging this again because i just remembered that artemis fowl hates being a Human Being With Feelings so much that he emotionally and mentally devastated *several* psychologists so badly that they gave up the profession, just because he didn’t want to admit that his father being declared dead and his mother falling into severe untreated mental illness such that she couldn’t recognize him on most days might, maybe, have upset him a little.
He literally found a way to kidnap a fairy and hold her for ransom in order to use half of said acquired funds to buy his mother a cure so that he wouldn’t have to admit to anybody that his mother’s mental health actually made him feel sad. You know, like any fun boy with a sense of humor.
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“fascist rogue state deploys chemical weapons against unarmed civilians on another country’s sovereign soil”
Scott Madin, responding to report “ US Border Patrol has just launched tear gas into Mexico. Breeze carrying it hundreds of yards. Parents running away with choking toddlers. #migrantcaravan”
five minutes before they did it, my friend’s roommate said “they won’t do it”
Kitties and Heroes
@kiki-kit and I were discussing how Aizawa loves cats, and figured he’d be the kind of guy who would pick up strays from the street and take them in. Kittens would then obviously happen.
Eventually he’d be told by Nezu that he can’t keep them all, so in order to keep the cutest of the bunch, he gifts All Might with a female kitten as long as he can visit it whenever he wants. He names the kitten Sidekick.
this just in: local dog not very good at being a dog bc he’s not a dog
Waiting for the End of the Rain
Dress - Thrifted Skirt - Aliexpress Vest - Thrifted Pouch - Tweefontain Farms
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Dm: ok so what do you do with this slime
Bard: Ok let’s take him to-
me: woah woah woah. Did you just assume it’s male?
Dm: Let’s just say it’s non binary
me: Or we can say its…. gender fluid
Dm: I’ll make sure it kills you first
Master has given Dobby a gun!
HOHENHEIM’S INNER DISCOURSE CHANNEL IM LOSING IT THATS SO GOOD (teamalphonse on main btw)
several hundred thousand people are typing dot jpeg
#fma#LEGIT THOUGH this poor old man no wonder he’s so fucking weird#he’s got a city’s worth of people yelling their thoughts feelings and most importantly their Opinions at him ALL THE TIME#we only get the barest snippet of how he’s gotten to know them all but you know he’s a mess#trying to appease half a million deaders 24/7#no wonder he only had two living friend (via @anthropwashere)
THAT’S SUCH A GOOD POINT. Poor guy couldn’t handle more. He gets enough social interaction just inside his mind.
Trisha: Van you need more friends. Go be social. Hohenheim: I have friends, Trisha. Trisha: the 500,000+ SOULS INSIDE YOU DON’T COUNT
Hohenheim, tears in his eyes, 5,000 souls also crying because Trisha hurt their feelings, some 15,000 other souls pissed off because Trisha hurt their feelings, 190,000+ souls offering Hohenheim a vast range of responses, and all the rest asking what the hell’s going on because they still don’t speak Amestrian even though Hohenheim’s been in the country like a century: How could you say that?
#my headcanon is that Hohenheim’s life is basically like twitch plays pokemon(x)
I’m crying
The only objective way to measure the quality of any character creation in games is “Can I make Waluigi in this?”
Wah
Wah never changes
Yesterday’s outfit and cuttings taken from plants in my urban garden (I made a vlog of the garden here: https://youtu.be/8y78UUB_pnA
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I can’t wait to see what this summer will bring <3
DM: A magic cloak appears on each of your backs with the symbol of an onion, you hear Shrek let out a hardy laugh. Barbarian with 8 INT: “KHAN RIP CLOAK OFF!” DM: The cloak reforms on your back, you hear Shrek say “it has layers! like onion!” Barbarian: “KHAN RIP CLOAK OFF AGAIN!” DM: “It reforms in your back, again.” Barbarian: -attempts to rip cloak off 5 more times- “AAAAARRGGGGHHH STUPID CLOAK, KHAN JUST STAY AT INN.” DM: ?????? Ignore the cloak just go with the party??? Barbarian: “NO KHAN STAY.”
