Being Myself And Other Extreme Sports

The transition from two to one spaces happened during my adult life. I was there gandalf, deep magic, etc.

Two, Americanly, and it was a FUCKING FRUSTRATING transition.

the horrors persist but so do books, art, hot chocolate, winter nights, the moon, the sea, the stars, sunsets, literature, libraries, cats, flowers, stories, love and the wistful feeling you get when you finally return home

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

Jolene